If
you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the
rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. Chinese Proverb
In
the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go
straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.
Author Unknown
Money
won is twice as sweet as money earned. From the movie The Color of money
Someone
once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and
I gave the common-sensical reply that we don't have as much
money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact,
women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by
marriage. Gloria Steinem
You
cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from
it. Albert Einstein
Casinos
and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both
trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with
a smile on you face. VP Pappy
